Disaster

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘Disaster’ (2003)

If ever a movie needed an exclamation point in its title, it is ‘Disaster,’ an action movie so insanely brainless, it gets our lowest (meaning ‘highest’) recommendation.

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘The Freakmaker’ (1974)

Donald Pleasance as a science-crazed botany professor? Tom Baker as a seven-foot-tall giant with facial tumors? And this is really a real movie, for real? Sign me up for ‘The Freakmaker,’ post-haste!

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘The Executioner Part II’ (1984)

When you’re in the mood for a gritty, urban action movie set in the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles, you could do much better than The Executioner Part II, a sequel for a movie that doesn’t actually exist.

Biff Bam Pop! Presents Prime in the Dustbin: ‘Rivals’ (1972)

‘Rivals’ is a raging lint filter fire of a movie, with terrible performances, an illogical plot, and socially redeeming value whatsoever. And that’s the good part. It gets worse from there.

the heart is a rebel

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘The Heart is a Rebel’ (1958)

We take a gander at The Heart is a Rebel, a family drama from Billy Graham Ministries, and ponder the conundrum of reviewing faith-based films in a post-modern world.

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘Mausoleum’ (1983)

1983’s Mausoleum doesn’t make a lick of sense, but fans of old-school drive-in horror might find some enjoyment in its practical makeup effects and general silliness.

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘The Devonsville Terror’ (1983)

While The Devonsville Terror may look like another cheap video nasty from the 1980s, this movie has a lot to say about atrocious male attitudes towards women.

spontaneous combustion

Prime in the Dustbin: ‘Spontaneous Combustion’ (1990)

Spontaneous Combustion may not be the best Tobe Hooper film, but it feels like the one that most accurately bears his thumbprint.