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Blue on Black: Treevenge (2008)

Humans are weird. We have so many customs and traditions that are commonplace to us, things we couldn’t imagine not doing – from weddings and funerals, to shaking hands or … Continue reading Blue on Black: Treevenge (2008)

Blue on Black: Pet Sematary (1989)

Speaking of movies that ruined my childhood, the 1989 film adaptation of Stephen King’s 1983 novel Pet Sematary is right up there. The Creed family – man of the house Louis … Continue reading Blue on Black: Pet Sematary (1989)

Blue On Black: I Hate The Reflecting Skin (1990)

I enjoy words. Adjectives are especially my favourite. I take so much pleasure in reading a sentence about food and being able to know exactly how it smells, how it … Continue reading Blue On Black: I Hate The Reflecting Skin (1990)

31 Days of Horror 2014 – Dr. Giggles (1992)

I love being scared. I love watching a movie and catching myself holding my breath, covering my eyes, or squeezing my date’s hand so hard he’s lost circulation. These are … Continue reading 31 Days of Horror 2014 – Dr. Giggles (1992)

31 Days of Horror 2014 – The People Under the Stairs (1991)

OK, so maybe I am a little biased towards blood, violence, and anyone who was on Twin Peaks, but I was a huge fan of this film long before I … Continue reading 31 Days of Horror 2014 – The People Under the Stairs (1991)

31 Days of Horror 2014 – Phantasm (1979)

Oh Phantasm, Don Coscarelli’s cult classic masterpiece. What is it about this movie and this franchise? Why can’t I quit you? These are not good movies. Come on, you know it too. … Continue reading 31 Days of Horror 2014 – Phantasm (1979)

31 Days of Horror 2014 – Dead Alive aka Braindead (1992)

I bet that when you think of Peter Jackson that the over-the-top, New Zealand zombie gorefest that is Dead Alive, which Jackson co-wrote and directed, isn’t the first thing that pops into … Continue reading 31 Days of Horror 2014 – Dead Alive aka Braindead (1992)