It’s time to wrap this Star Wars thing up, folks. We’ve lost some friends along the way and had more than a few missteps, maybe roasted a Porg or two that didn’t have it coming, but it’s time to call it quits on the Skywalker nine-ilogy. On December 20th, roughly two months from now, Disney is going to drop the last film of the original Star Wars storyline, paving the way for a buttload of new and exciting Star Wars content on Disney Plus and, probably, lunchboxes from here to Cloud City or Mordor or wherever the USS Enterprise goes in these things.
The new trailer for Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker dropped at halftime during the big “football” game (that’s golf for you Europeans) tonight, so without further ado, here it is!
Tickets for the movie also went on sale tonight, just in case you (unlike me) are able to make plans for two months from now! You can find tickets for your area at this link. If you also feel like firin’ up the old colostomy bag and watching every one of these things in a row, you’ll be able to do that too.