Valentine’s Day is this week and, to celebrate, Songs in the Key of X presents five of Jeffery X Martin’s favorite terrible love songs. These are not songs about love that is terrible, except that maybe they are. Regardless, the operative word here is ‘terrible,’ which means you’ll love it! Or something. There’s really no way to know how you’ll react. Check out the tiniest little radio show on the internet, then listen to the full songs using the video links below, if you dare. Show your earholes how much you care and stick all this music into them!