I am on record as not being a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. That being said, the one thing I think Tarantino did right was Kill Bill. Those two movie volumes are the only Tarantino flicks I own on physical media. They are my go-to QT’s. Now, because splintered timelines are hard for some reason, here comes Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. It’s chronological! It’s partially animated! And, if I understand the trailer correctly, we’ll get to see the Crazy 88s meet their makers in full color! Black and white can suck it! Take a look at the trailer for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair and tell me The Hateful Eight is better. Because no. I’ll fight you. With a sword. And my feet. Heh.
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is slated for theater screens on December 5, 2025. Look: I’ll pay to see this version on the big screen, and so should you. No editorializing. And there had better be a high-quality physical media release coming soon thereafter or else I will whine incessantly on social media and, believe me, no one wants that.
