Beware the Postman! The dog doo is about to hit the fan at Miss Robichaux’s School of Screw-Ups. In episode 8, someone delivered a package to Fiona. Well the good news is Delphine is now home with her fellow witchy poos. The bad news; she left something behind, like a body. Remind me never to piss off the Voodoo Queen. Crazy Joan gives nasty enemas and there’s a hit man in the hood, but with Misty around; nothing stays dead for very long. How will Fiona handle this mess? Find out after the jump.
So much happened on episode 7, but the biggest shocker was Queenie’s betrayal of Delphine. Not sure where she fits in at Miss Robichaux’s Academy of Screw ups, Queenie treats Delphine to some drive through food before turning her over to the revengeful Marie Laveau, the Queen of voodoo hoodoo. In one swift move, Kathy Bates is able to take our disgust of her nasty past doings and make us feel pity for her present situation, and that, my little witchypoos, is what I call great acting. Delphine’s bad to the bone but she made us care about her. Will anyone save Delphine? Find out after the jump.
In episode six, we were introduced to a new character, Axeman (Danny Huston). He’s into jazz but he’s also a serial killer who was brought back by Zoe and the other girls to help them find Madison. Ouija boards are dangerous gateways and you never know what kind of riffraff will fall through the cracks. But, sometimes the most dangerous people are the ones you marry. Hank is a bad boy and he’s working against Cordelia and for Marie Laveau. Fiona has to be careful. The Voodoo Queen has an ally. The dead never stay dead and sometimes they buy you a drink at the bar. Do you like jazz? Meet me after the jump. Read the rest of this entry
Holy flying monkeys at a tea party! Last week’s episode had us reeling with revelations, flashbacks and much more. The Council of Witches is in town with Myrtle (Frances Conroy butting heads with Fiona. Spalding has strange hobbies and stranger playmates. Hank is a scary man and a cheat. Madison was not the runner-up for Supreme witch, but who is? Voodoo goddess Marie Laveau has received an unexpected package. What can I say? Some gifts are never meant to be opened. The war is on with Cordelia being at the right place at the wrong time. I ask this every week; what next? Grab your broom sticks and meet me after the jump.
Don’t mess with Fiona! No one can stop the Supreme when she gets her mojo twisted in a knot. Poor Madison is now part of the Oriental rug, and Spalding’s not talking, but nothing ever stays dead in New Orleans. I love Karma and Karma is served when Frankenkyle gives mommy dearest a lesson on the meaning of “No!” All child abusers should meet with the same fate. I’m not too sure about the dating scene in New Orleans because our poor Queenie got stuck with a beast. It’s Halloween in New Orleans. What could possibly go wrong? Find out after the jump. Read the rest of this entry
Holy Body Parts! Where’s Igor when you need him? Intent on righting a wrong, Madison helps Zoe rebuild Kyle from the pile of body parts left at the morgue. Can everybody say “Frankenkyle”? Will Kyle like his new body? Only if Misty Day can do some magic with those ugly stitches. Yes, my little witchy poos, there’s lots of magic in New Orleans. But how did Fiona become the Supreme? Grab your brooms and meet me after the jump because it’s not a good night for the ladies.
Grab on to your brooms my little witchy poos! Last week on American Horror, we learned that the dead don’t stay dead, and only the good die young. Will Fiona Goode (Jessica Lange) battle with the Voodoo High Priestess, Marie Laveau (Angela Basset)? Will poor Zoe get over losing Kyle? Will Madison use her telekinetic powers to get Congress to end the shutdown? Find out what’s on the curriculum for the students of Miss Robichaux’s Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies, after the jump.
Hello my little zombie snacks. Although, I usually write about zombies, ghosts and vampires, when our fearless leader, Andy Burns, asked me to try my hand with FX’s American Horror Story: Coven, my reply was “Hell on a witch’s broom, yes!” I’m excited about the project especially since the very talented Jessica Lange and Kathy Bates are the stars. What are the frisky little ladies of the coven up to? Let’s find out together.
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