Last week’s South Park examined Britain’s phone hacking scandal and the effects of Arby’s horsey sauce. It also picked up the epic tale of Lemmiwinks, the gerbil king. For those who don’t recall, once upon a time, in a gay man’s asshole far far away, Lemmiwinks came to earn his place as the gerbil king. Unfortunately, we were never told about his evil brother Wikileaks.
“Wikileaks, the bum hacker, with a heart of doom… Everyone knows the gerbil king, but no one ever speaks, of Lemmiwink’s brother… the evil Wikileaks. Lemmiwinks, king of Gerbils, stop your brother of doom.”